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u write some bad poetry in highschool that alludes to a miscarriage and its used to put u in prison u sing freely about politics and against genocide now its seen as a credible threat to the state now it can be brought up to a bunch of pierogi looking idiots who believe in charcoal smoothies and they get to weigh ur art as if it was as heavy as a gun i mean bro
(Via slopmaster9000 Source: unfriendlyblackwitch) 16,988 notes | 40 minutes ago
(Skinner does but mulderâs very silly and costs the bureau a lot of money with little tangible results)
Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. Itâs so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here
For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:
Itâs ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself
Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isnât even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout
The sauce:
The chicken (deep fried):
Air fryer version:
Fresh lemonade:
Lemonade milkshake:
Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).
Simply look for a âcopycat recipeâ for the item, eg, âchikfila copycat chicken recipe.â
There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.
Chik Fil A contributes to groups who think trans people should be forcibly sterilised
No chicken is that fucking good
The founder is still, like, actively spending his money to block the Equality Act, just in case anyone was under the impression they donated to homophobic legalized torture organizations, got called out, and stopped being homophobic somehow.
(Via punkitt-is-here Source: modernbaseball) 32,435 notes | 2 hours ago
bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared
(Via oakay Source: oakay) 36,575 notes | 6 hours ago
AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.
Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!
Can we please stay on topic here
YTA
(Via specialmouse Source: buddwyer) 26,975 notes | 6 hours ago
OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.
rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did
Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations
More high school movies need to be like Napoleon Dynamite. Seriously. Enough sex and drugs and dramatized mental illness. They set that shit in the middle of nowhere. The leads were boring dweebs. Boy and girl were debatably into each other but don’t quite date. Prom happens and literally passes like nothing. They make casual friends just by being around each other all the time. They try hobbies that don’t pan out. Nothing really impacts anything else. It’s nothing. It’s beautiful. That’s a real high school experience.
(Via mariposasmonarch Source: yeahyeahbeebisii) 16,345 notes | 9 hours ago
I know it’s an issue that boys are not taught emotional maturity amd women are expected to take care of them but please do not think that therefore it must be true that women ARE taught emotional maturity. Like please take a look at all of our mothers and tell me you honest to god believe that
“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
(Via sandersstudies Source: sandersstudies) 39,252 notes | 9 hours ago
The only acceptable ads should be shit like “groceries on sale” and “free event at the local library”
(Via hapalopus Source: hapalopus) 54,812 notes | 9 hours ago
guy who reads acronyms one letter at a time always and it never occurs to him that he can read them as just a whole word. this guy also smokes near babies if that influences your opinion about him at all
(Via charlottan Source: charlottan) 3,716 notes | 10 hours ago
I love stories of pagan converts to Christianity during the Dark Ages because most often these warrior kings and chieftains would listen to the story of Christâs crucifixion and without missing a beat theyâd be like âIf I was there with my boys we wouldâve saved him.â
Hes a little confused but hes got the spirit
(Via mariposasmonarch Source: fruitpilled-peachcel) 17,625 notes | 10 hours ago
the problem with sleep deprivation is as bad as it is it does let you hear the secret melodies. you will regret it later but its always good to hear the secret melodies at the time
(Via special-grade-fujioshi Source: estrogen2k) 2,897 notes | 10 hours ago
Shot
Chaser
Nobody knows what AI, or even machine learning, actually are, huh?
(Also, ignoring the fact that most articles about this concept note pretty strongly that deaf groups are skeptical about the gloves at best, centering hearing people and all)
(Via not-terezi-pyrope Source: not-terezi-pyrope) 111 notes | 10 hours ago
“let people be wrong about you” is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth